Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.

Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.

by Skyrim550 December 6, 2021

Massachusetts

A state in North Eastern Part of the United States. it is part of New England. A state where our professional teams are amazing. teams like the Boston cannons, the Boston Blazers, The New England Patriots, The Boston Bruins, The Boston Red Sox and the Boston Celtics. It is a hot bed of amazing up and coming sports athletes. We drive bad, Grammar is bad, we get into arguments over small incidents, we hate the Yankees and anyone who supports them, we have amazing Universities and people come from all over to come to these schools. Our weather is just perfect. it never gets too cold or never too hot. The highway system is confusing but not to locals. Many cranberry bogs here are important to people just because of ice skating. one of many states to decriminalization weed. just an all around amazing state.

person 1: yo, that guy is from massachusetts.

person 2: oh, he must be amazing at things.

by slamma damma ding dong December 30, 2010

mass effect 3

A soon to be kick ass game that falls from space and apparently lands in 150 foot tall trees in Santa Cruz.

Nerdy Fan 1: Hey dude, climb up that tree and get the mass effect 3 space edition for me all the way at the top.

Nerdy Fan 2: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Nerdy Fan 3: Sorry, I have to go.

by Moist Supreme May 24, 2012

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

Northbridge Massachusetts

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can. And the occasional good self respecting human beings.

Residents of Northbridge Massachusetts daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.

by 0nly$p3@kth@truth November 5, 2011

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007