doggie mama

term used to describe a woman past 40 who is convinced that her dog is actually a baby and that she must treat it as such. She will normally dress the dog in ridiculous accoutremants and she may order food for "her baby" when eating out.

"she lets the dog sleep on the bed with her

"what doggie mamma!"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005

ya mama

came from the words, your mother... originally used by black people to insult ones mother.. now white people just say it in a high pitch to be annoying.

YA MAMA is a hoochie

by Jennifaa March 3, 2005

Mama Grits

Cigarettes that are taken without permission from one's mom in order to share with the group of friends.

"Damn i am feenin for a grit right now"

"well shit nigga i'll just snag some a' dose' mama grits and we're set"

"I conquer, grab that can-o'-HOSS you got while ur at it!"

by The Griz Brotherhood July 31, 2009

Maastricht University

aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe

"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."

"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."

by godverdomme January 15, 2020

Uno Maas

I don't know the use of the term, but it obviously comes from spanish meaning 'one more': uno más.

Want some more?
Uno más.

by Ariel September 1, 2004

whippin' my mama's volvo

Driving around in your mother's 240 DL volvo wagon, usually with no gas.

V-O-L-V-O, my volvo. Tank on empty, whippin' my mama's volvo

by NWroyalty March 2, 2011

slay mama

Someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or "slays" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hastag

You're slaying me with those eyes. #slaymama

Those eyes be slaying me mama.

You are a slay mama

by nanniina April 16, 2014