Italian

Pizza Lover. The only food they eat.

Tony: Yo gimme a slice. Pauly: How about some pizza flavored gatorade?

by Colvin May 9, 2005

italian clothes hanger

sexual position where male inserts penis into womans vagina and lifts her up with her legs wraped around him. very hot position!

i wanted to try the italian clothes hanger with my girlfriend but when i went to i found out she was a he.

bitch lets do the italian clothes hanger!XD

by Miranda Hoyt December 15, 2008

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

Italian Bulldog

This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.

That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

ITALIAN

PROS: Gifted. Literate. Very amiable and friendly. Brooklyn accent. The Yankees. New York. Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. The Renaissance. Italians have the most perfect girls in the world. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Nice tan. HELL YEA the best dark slicked hair. HELL YEA the best food, perfect noses, THE MAFIA. Admit it. You love the mob. We got cousin Vinny, uncle Joey. I'd rather be named "Tony" or "Mike" or "Phil" than Al-Muhammad or Simba or Jorge or Shinequa or Tyrese. Football (that's soccer for you idiots). Descendants of the Romans, the most influential people in the history of ever. YOU OTHER W. EUROPEAN JERK-OFFS WOULDNT HAVE THE CULTURES YOU HAVE NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ROMANS. YOU MEHICANS TOO, BROTTAS CUS YOU CAME FROM JA SPANISH. AND EGYPTIANS TOO.

CONS: Don Vito from Viva La Bam (what a disgrace to Italians everywhere).

America is blessed to be filled with Italians! Anyone ever had rigatoni with meat sauce and chopped broccoli in a lemon-vinegar sauce on the side. You gotta try that shit.

by P. Iannuzzo December 28, 2005

Italian

People from Italy. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Hispanic or not because I don't know.

I am Italian because my mom is from Italy.

by HIT2JO October 9, 2007

Italian

A male of Italian descent. You will notice they are Italian because they feel compelled to tell you about it all the time. They evaluate everything around them on a scale of manliness which is reminiscent of a 7th graders idea of maturity - otherwise known as Machismo. Italian men are abused by their fathers. Their mothers come to their rescue and coddle them. They loathe themselves because they are mamas boys who feel they never measured up to their father's equally fucked up view of manliness. Most Italian-American's long for people to associate them with the ridiculous mafia characters produced by Hollywood. This is similar to how African-American youth attempt to identify with the gangsters from their own neighborhood. The idea is rather than earn respect from others, they can scare it out of them. The equivalent of this would be white people who want to be associated with the mountain men from deliverance. Italian people would be wonderful people if only their own insecurity/inferiority didn't make them act like such overbearing, loudmouth assholes.

Wow, Tony is such an Italian

by truewhitey December 31, 2007