inanimate insanity

the object and reality show hosted by a phone with daddy issues . silliest ever. gay objects everywhere

i love inanimate insanity !

by paintbrush. August 22, 2023

High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

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by laser_fox March 16, 2021

get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"

something urban dictionary wants you to get

example
uraban dictionary: get your "insert word" mug or gator for your friend "insert name here"
everybody: no

by fumbling cow 9577 March 17, 2021

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

by poutiine June 3, 2021

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

by clearblood June 7, 2021