Sleep Humper Bed 

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

Sleep Humper Bed by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

Daniel Humphreys 

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.

the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.

Daniel Humphreys by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012

humping 

an another expression of twerking. Mostly used on dogs as dogs can tend to hump quite a few household items. Most dogs find it amusing but some just cannot be bothered with life

that dog is humping your belongings

humping by Doggert123 March 26, 2020

Humpty

(n, v.) The act of committing an undertaking in the public eye that serves to bring irreparable damage (crack) to one's reputation, intense ridicule and overwhelming embarrassment. Tell tale signs that one has committed a humpty and knows it (or has been informed by PR) include:
-appearing on every day-time and late-night talk show with nothing to promote except not being hated by the public
- your name becomes a verb
-the overwhelming hatred and ridicule for you is so strong that you become the common enemy that unites two or more groups with previously irreconcilable differences

V, past tense - Did you see Tom Cruise on Oprah? Wow, he really pulled a Humpty when he jumped on the couch like an idiot.

Humpty by TheHumpties July 16, 2008

Humping puppy 

A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.

"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"

Humping puppy by Appers May 31, 2005

virtually dry humping 

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

virtually dry humping by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

humpnight 

Wednesday night. Derived from humpday.

We're going to the Hut to hear the humpnight DJ.

humpnight by joelogon May 2, 2006