First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.
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by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004
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Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.
Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.
Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
Asian Man: Im so hungry! should I eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus? Or the Vanilla Paste?
10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!
Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!
Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.
10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!
Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!
Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.
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Being for human rights (Positive ones). I.e: pro-sexuality, pro-race, pro-body, etc. Embracing human rights.
"Did you see how Kim stepped in for that kid because he was being made fun of for being gay?"
"Yeah, she's so pro-human."
"Yeah, she's so pro-human."
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A feral human is a human who was at one time civilized of there ancesters and has returned to the wild.
There are two types of feral humans. First the "wild child" who was abandoned of lost by there parents ect. and was raised ay animals such as woves.
Second there are people who have decided that the civilized world as we know is full of shit and returned to the wild either as individuals or in small groups.
Most people who take up the feral life style ease into it a little bit at a time because it takes a leval of toughness and cunning most people are not used to.
There is a movement called the feral human movement that promotes this life style.There are still many willed places left in the world.
they find that the knowledge of there ancesters is a must such a flint naping,hunting skill,making fire ect.
There are two types of feral humans. First the "wild child" who was abandoned of lost by there parents ect. and was raised ay animals such as woves.
Second there are people who have decided that the civilized world as we know is full of shit and returned to the wild either as individuals or in small groups.
Most people who take up the feral life style ease into it a little bit at a time because it takes a leval of toughness and cunning most people are not used to.
There is a movement called the feral human movement that promotes this life style.There are still many willed places left in the world.
they find that the knowledge of there ancesters is a must such a flint naping,hunting skill,making fire ect.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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