Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Heterocosmic

(Adjective) Describing two or more people, places, objects, plants, or animals that exist in different universes

Word Breakdown
Hetero (prefix) = different
Cosmic (adjective) = Relating to or describing the universe

Note: Just like its polar antonyms "homocosmic" and "homouniversal", "heterocosmic" is a more accurate term than "heterouniversal"

"Fictional characters" like Anne Boonchuy are automatically heterocosmic to us since they and the universes they reside in are created by people not in that universe.

by N1m July 31, 2021

heterochronohomonym

A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.

"I set the tables, can I go home?"
"Did you set the tables? Or are you using a heterochronohomonym?

by assmurderer November 9, 2021

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Heather

a really bad person they get something and dont give it back and they are not fair most of the time

Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!

by anonymous September 14, 2021

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021

Heather Quinn wash

The best ibf ever, I love her so much she has literally saved my life, I don’t know what I would do without her

Heather Quinn wash is the best Ibf ever.

by Lyssi_byrne September 19, 2021