triple-s double-handshake clasp

A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.

Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.

by QuacksO November 21, 2024

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

Mexican Handshake

When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio

Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake

by anonymous May 11, 2022

East Islip Handshake

A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.

Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.

(In honor of the Chicago handshake)

“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later”

by LFGM December 6, 2024

Firm Handshake

Acknowledgement of a commendable act.

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.

by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020