GOD

the fictional protagonist of the classic novel "the bible"

GOD is the leader of the christian faith but his son is actually jewish.

by godisntreal May 17, 2011

god

someone made up, by someone who was probably drunk at the time, who sees all and knows all and has a book all about his little adventures. and someone who scares little boys into not masturbating.

man that so called god guy is a stalker

by timmy tom toozle May 20, 2003

god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

by Croz March 5, 2005

god

a fictional character used as a form f dictatorship over people of certain religions

i cant sleep with you because its against gods will

by ikikurassevryday May 18, 2003

god

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

by Trey February 23, 2005

god

pioneering venture capitalist who made a six day investment at the dawn of time and and has been sat on his fat backside milking the praise from village idiots everywhere ever since.

god, you make me sick!

by thegravytrainer August 15, 2003

god

the guy everyone finds when their in jail, but quickly leaves him in the park when they get out

He found god after he killed a priest

by Cocidius2012 April 9, 2008