german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018

German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east

Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018

German kiddo is a autist

A German person that usually tries to help by saying over there and at the end of every game if they loose , also usually a person that uses the sentence "u mom gay" and occasionally expresses his suicidal thoughts

german kiddo is a autist

by Dawid_9901 June 17, 2018

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018