Definitions by TwoFlamingFlamingos

cranch

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.

cranch by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

German Monkey Contraption by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

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9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

9/11 by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

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