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Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021
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Garden of Eden

"Babe, I am just popping out for my Garden of Eden waxing appointment."
by KitKat Safari December 22, 2022
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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Josh Gardener

Mad cracked at rapping, gets a bit angry when he sees, hears or thinks of the word 'Fluuuky'.
You heard of that insane rapper Josh Gardener.
by TheRealNinja151 November 29, 2021
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Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018
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Gucci Garden

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
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soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.
Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017
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