Cornerstone Music Festival

1. A music festival held in Bushnell, IL the week on 4th of July.
2. Heaven on Earth

"Dude, did you go to the Cornerstone Music Festival this year?"
"NO!!! Was it awesome?"
"DUH! It's HEAVEN ON EARTH"

by mthsbandrocks10 January 1, 2009

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.

don t soprano uFester

by The Upper Class February 10, 2005

festivey

When something makes you feel really festive.

"ahh man, that Christmas CD makes my Yoda get all festivey!"

by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

fester

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

by Mike Pezacouski August 13, 2007