POC Factor

The POC Factor or "Piece of Crap" factor (Patent Pending) is universal scale for assessing or describing the crap-ness of almost anything.

The POC factor generally rates from 1 to 10. 1 being not very crappy at all, and 10 being the biggest POC since MS-DOS 4.

Decimal fractions are generally preferred so as to distinguish things that are uttelry equal POC's yet difficult to differentiate.

Check out this boofhead, driving that homey bling mobile, that must have a POC factor of some where between 8 and 9, I'd guess probably around 8.7 The driver is an 8.9

Why Microsoft can't develop any software with a POC factor of less than 5.2 amazes me.

by Pietervdr December 11, 2007

boar's head factory

1. Haven where many deli meats and cheeses congregate much like a high school auditorium curtain. New line of ricotta cheese in 2008.

2. A place where under performing college students can relieve their sexual tension easily and friction free.

Have you ever been to the boar's head factory??

Is two pounds of meat good enough?

Salami.

by Cerbone March 24, 2008

perf and fect

people that complete eachother

without perf i'm just fect, together we make up perf and fect. perfect.

see also: incre and dible

by fectdible January 7, 2009

Dick Sucking Factory

A factory where people suck dicks and where dicks are sucked in general.

- hey you work today bro?
- yeah I picked up a shift at the Dick Sucking Factory from 11-7
- damn didn’t know you were still working there bro.
- yeah

by OkayedSalmon20 August 22, 2021

Factory Settings

Aka. Cis and Hetero. Aka. the "normality" for most parents to raise their children into. Used as a sarcasm term when dealing with queerphobic or/and transphobic people. Not a bad thing per se.

John: WTF, do you mean I'm a cis-hetero man?

David: I mean you are in factory settings.

by Ace_Vamp April 29, 2021

The Factor

An awesome person that is the definition of calm, cool, and collective. They make things happen and their mere presence ensures the success of any endeavor. A person with this title is well respected and is often described as being tots amazeballs by fans.

Did you see what Clay did? He is truly the FACTOR!

That man is amazing, he's the Factor!

by HamG January 15, 2014

pucker factor

The pucker factor was so high you couldn't pull a straight pin out of his ass with a bulldozer.

by Me September 6, 2003