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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...
While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.
by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013
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novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021
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Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders
Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can
by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021
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M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best
by cbinthouse June 7, 2023
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fap

by CJA123iscool February 23, 2023
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Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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