faggification

The compulsory indoctrination of society, telling us that homosexual behavior is normal, acceptable and desirable.

Dwight: "I have to attend a 'sensitivity' seminar just because I refused to ride on the company's float in the Gay Pride Parade."

Jim: "Welcome to the faggification of America."

by Poppy McFoppy March 27, 2015

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fat dog

An expression that can be best conveyed as encouraging someone to "hang out and relax, like a Fat Dog."

Don't sweat it, fat dog it.

by bear dance February 20, 2022

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When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

by gingyman January 9, 2010

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Faquable

(Slang, Vulgar)
Etymology:
Faq+ able
Faq- an informal word for fuck
Meaning: Used as an informal word for fuckable, for a girl who has physical appeals that attract a guy and hence is worthy of being fucked up; sexually attractive

Guy 1: How's that pic of the girl that I sent you?
Guy 2: Dayum, she is faquable.

by TARUN June 21, 2015

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