fap

orgasm

im fapping goddamit

by CJA123iscool February 23, 2023

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian

Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good

by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020

FAP

Fat ass pussy

Girl got a FAP. That camel toe is always showing

by FAP and Proud March 15, 2022

fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)

“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀

by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018