ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

ko+ex

a group of boys

are you part of ko+ex

by mimzy mimzy January 10, 2024

his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 15, 2024

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 9, 2023

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023