Electrician

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.

by Pepni9e December 15, 2020

EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.

Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!

by whatstheword December 8, 2011

Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position

By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.

by Stereotypical Asian LOL August 6, 2010

eleventeen

Main Entry: elev·en·teen
Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.

1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.

by HossMonkey June 18, 2004

Electro-Gooch Blasting

The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.

Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!

by Evil Pleasure July 5, 2010

Elect the Dead

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^

My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.

by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008