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Edwardness

it is how edward people are. edward is a term for bald & short people are.
the edwardness of that guy is unfathomable.
he is so edward!
by electroencephallographically August 11, 2024
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Edwards middle school

This is the place where either you are poor and ghetto or white and redneck. All the white hoes here are hot cheeto girls that are friends with the black people or they are a annoying ass friend group who all love trump and like country music. There is also this teacher that has been working there forever that has really crusty toes. I’m not sure if I can name but iykyk. Don’t forget about the nice janitor and mean as hell cafeteria ladies.
Hey! Have you heard about Mrs _____ only fans?
Other person: yeah I sub actually great toes pics.

You can tell she is from edwards middle school
by Uglyasshoe January 3, 2021
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Clare Edwards

A character from a Canadian TV show called Degrassi, she is the younger sister of Darcy Edwards but found her true self once she attended Degrassi. She made friends with Alli Bhandari, Connor DeLauier and KC Guthrie (whom became her first boyfriend). After she got into grade 10 she got a new hair cut and ditched her glasses and met Eli Goldsworthy who would be her boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg I love Clare from Degrassi

Girl 2: "Clare Edwards really does have pretty eyes"

Girl 3: "I can relate to her so much"

Girl 4: "I want to protect her so I'll totes fight anyone who does her wrong"
by ILoveClareEdwards November 22, 2020
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Edward and Chelsea

Edward and Chelsea are the greatest couples alive. They're both into deep conversations. Both are very loyal to each other. Both of them are very attractive and are very jealous and overprotective. Both are very funny and usually tell jokes to each other. Edward could usually get boners just by thinking of Chelsea. And Chelsea could get wet by doing the same thing. Both Edward and Chelsea talk about real stuff as in lasting long in their relationship, getting married, and having children. Edward and Chelsea are the best couples yet.
*Edward and Chelsea walk past a group of girls while holding hands*

First girl: They're still together?
Second girl: Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
First girl: They're sooo luckyyy.
Third girl: Yeahh:(
by CheGhost5244 July 9, 2018
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Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022
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Edward

Edward has a huge cock
edward has a huge cock
by KKKFan12 November 26, 2020
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Edward

by Kaiid June 1, 2021
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