Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best

“Yo you heard about Eastmont football “
“Yeah bro they beast asf”

by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019

easy access

when a bodysuit has latches that allows access at the crotch

while using the bathroom i now have easy access with my bodysuit

by mynibbakhalid June 30, 2019

job easy

a good time

Dressed with clothes like that, you can get some job easy.

by Bruce Citron September 21, 2003

on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility

Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Joshua Eastly

AKA Beast of the East, this behemoth is capable of biking through sub freezing weather with nothing but a turban and the power of the rising sun. Capable of raising the sun, his consistent resistance against the Decepticons is all that stops the elimination of the human race.

That Joshua Eastly is super buff.

by Kools Toribro April 29, 2010

nfc east

By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.

Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.

by NKADR October 11, 2020

Rest easy

It means to have a good sleep or to get better.

Also, it means Rest in Peace or R.I.P.

Dave: Bro, I ain't feeling good no more. I think I'm sick.

Johnny: Okay man...I feel ya. You don't have to come out with the boys.

Dave: Thanks brother!
Johnny: Rest easy, son

(At a funeral)

Andre: Rest Easy Homie

(Pours out liquor on the ground)

by Ybn Saturday September 30, 2021