face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

by k_elie September 6, 2015

Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.

#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.

by TecKrieger August 12, 2012

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

bobby drunk

adjective
1. in a state of intoxication caused by an inhumanly excessive consumption of alcohol, usually by drinking an unreasonable amount of alcoholic beverages, (usually followed by, with, or on) feelings of elation, boldness, and in general being a badass. This state of mind usually leads to embarrassing karaoke, hitting on women with boyfriends or who are drug addicts, and may result in fist fights or getting shot/stabbed.

"Dude you got so 'bobby drunk' last night that we almost got jumped by three huge guys because one of their drug addict girlfriends liked talking to you."

by socrates26 March 8, 2013

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

Context drunk

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015