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Diamond Handshare

Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.

2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.

Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.
"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."

"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"
by KenjiMaydoo January 28, 2021
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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Diamond

It’s someone That Has Stuck With Me for Years and I actually enjoy hearing that name and being with her a lot because it reminds me how happy I am with that someone
Person: You Got A Girl Dude?
Me: Yeah Of Course Been Dating for A Year and counting

Person: Cool Man, What’s Her Name
Me: Diamond
by ALLNATURALNCG March 4, 2021
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Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
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Flesh Diamond

You can tell she spends time at the gym from her flesh diamonds
by FDiamond March 18, 2021
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Diamond

A solid hard acid proof item it is almost 100% carbon with Under immense pressure it is made of a single element it is originally ancient and very old older than the moon! It came from Brazil it was brought from a volcano then a earthquake happened and diamonds were brang to the surface.
Diamonds is a mineral it is a engaging ring An e.g an diamond suit of playing cards with a red, squarish symbol
by Rare words March 28, 2021
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Diamond Monster

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds
Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?
by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021
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