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gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave 

a song by broadway karkat where a troll named karkat does.... questionable... things while singing about a human named dave
i cant believe gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave was popular on tiktok. like why would a song about a male troll beating it while singing about his love-hate relationship with a human boy be so popular on a commonly homophobic app? people need to do research.
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Gay Dave 

A very flamboyant person, who prefers his own gender. Very flirty and gets on well with the female population.
Gay Dave by weirdone19 October 22, 2010

Dirty Dave 

That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.
Wheres David?

He said he couldn't make it.

What a Dirty Dave!

Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!
Dirty Dave by rhdallas April 30, 2011

neha dave 

the most attractive indian in the world, very small with a disproportionally large bottom, see also short arse
did u see that ass its huge, almost neha size dude
neha dave by Anonymous March 28, 2003

homi dave 

yo homi dave is so wicked awsome
homi dave by homi dave June 4, 2004

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.
"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"
diver dave by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

Struggling Dave 

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.
It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.
Struggling Dave by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017