dictory

Getting dick after your mans wins a game.

"Bae just copped his victory. Now it's my turn to get the dictory."

by ayeeliciaa October 23, 2016

doctoress

A female in the profession of doctoring.

I went to see my doctoress today.

by Matt September 16, 2004

Bush doctrine

Something Sarah Palin doesn't know.

"I don't even know what the Bush Doctrine is"

by An Alaskan Who Knows The Truth October 28, 2008

dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him

Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian

by CD79 January 29, 2021

Obama Doctrine

Don't Do Stupid Shit (DDSS)

On Air Force One on an Asian trip, Obama presented the basic guiding principle of the Obama Doctrine: "Don't Do Stupid Shit". However, he failed to give a coherent vision of the Great Stuff, or even the principles guiding such great decisions for a vision.

by mlhiss August 14, 2014

doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009

Obama Doctrine

Extreme incompetence applied with extreme ignorance.

Durring the Obamafication of America the U.S. Congress, applying the Obama Doctrine, have proceeded to use up trillions in taxpayer dollars in an attempt to create a "proper" welfare state.

by RoRo, Fight da Powa October 5, 2010