Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

Cycloptic

When you have a swollen eye or stye and it's starting to subside, but you still have a bit of a cyclops-like appearance from it.

Person 1: "Hey it looks like your stye is going down"
Person 2: "yeah, but I'm still cycloptic"

by drunk pig June 28, 2025

Cyclone

1) That coworker who is totally checked out and counting their days (not quickly enough) to their inevitable lonely retirement and death, poor and alone

2) the aftermath of a particularly messy colleague who doesn’t clean up after themselves

1) “They call him ‘Cyclone Nick’ as he is a slow moving depression”

2) “Jesus what happened in here?”
“Cyclone Nick has been through”

by nancypantsy August 30, 2025

Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

color cycling cat

The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.

In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

death-cicles

The icicles that hang off the edge of a building that could break off at any moment and skewer you from above.

Hey! Look up, and watch where you are walking! There are HUGE death-cicles up there! With even the slightest breeze they could break off, and kill you!

by ismirth2013 January 19, 2009

Spin Cycling

Going back and forth between hitting a joint / blunt / bowl (etc.) and drinking alcohol and claiming each time that your mouth is dry because of cottonmouth (so you need a drink).

I got too crossfaded last night because I was spin cycling

by joeylandshark February 28, 2010