cumbag

when ur so leaky you have to bag it

Kid: Mom what is in this bag
Mom: That is the cumbag

by Ploink July 8, 2024

Cumbleweed

When you cum and it gets caught up in your public hair.

Joe was masturbating while laying down, and gave himself a cumbleweed.

by King of Denver July 9, 2024

Cumble

Just a silly little guy :3

Person 1: “Omg it’s such a cumble!”

Person 2: “You’re so right person 1”

by SolarSunRay August 2, 2024

cumber

chilling while ignoring a usually serious topic or opinion

Why did you cumber, this is important!

by Frostify11 May 11, 2024

Cumbustion

An orgasm so intense you spontaneously combust

He/she died of cumbustion!

by CHALKWALKER May 11, 2024

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024