cancer

a sport somewhat like soccer execpt played with a smashed soda can, at school, using two metal posts as goal posts (derived from the words cana nd soccer using all of can and the last 3 letters of soccer)

they played cancer

by superstudentG October 2, 2002

Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.

Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.

by Thatguy0722 January 11, 2015

clanger

originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head

"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"

by kyleking August 31, 2006

punch you in the cancer

Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.

Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!

by Chrizzles October 20, 2007

cancer

Adjective used to describe the atmosphere in a room full of women. (usually a congregation of loose women).

Damn, its cancer as a champ in herrr!

by TBoog October 23, 2003

Clanter

A shortened form of Class Banter...
A word to describe banter that is top notch.

Lad 1: Mate, can't believe you harpooned that whale for £15
Lad 2: It was all flairy bantics
Lad 3: Top quality banter.
Lad 1: I think you'll find, its clanter.

by Rampant Slag July 16, 2011

cancer

feminists

wow look at that feminists tryring to remove mens rights! she is CANCER!

by DESsaPAatio August 1, 2018