Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

Black Christmas

If poverty has forsaken your family during Christmas time.

I think we're going to have a Black Christmas

Hooray for Black Christmas

by The Wise one. December 4, 2013

The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

nightmare before christmas

best damn movie on the face of this earth.

nightmare beofre christmas owns!!

by sofia January 31, 2004

Christmas Tight

Something thats only tight around or close to christmas

Dude1 " Dude did you see my sweater ? "

Dude2 " Hell yea dude its Christmas tight ! "

by Torched Tiki December 31, 2009

Christmas

PRESENTS!!

During Christmas, we get presents.

by Mambo Mambo GO June 24, 2010

White Christmas

A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.

by B-Rad6977 December 15, 2011