Chode
Chode by JohnnyDough76 May 25, 2025
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Chode
A penis that has more considerable girth than length, it can be any size, however, the only requirement is for it to be thicker than it is long.
You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isn’t common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, it’s a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? You’ll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, I’d watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode I’d pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I don’t have a chode, or a dick for that matter. I’m sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chode… somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Let’s push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, there’ll be chode parades, holy hell! “Chode time!” Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldn’t. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.
Luckily, I’m a woman, so I don’t have to deal with having a chode.
You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isn’t common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, it’s a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? You’ll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, I’d watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode I’d pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I don’t have a chode, or a dick for that matter. I’m sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chode… somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Let’s push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, there’ll be chode parades, holy hell! “Chode time!” Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldn’t. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.
Luckily, I’m a woman, so I don’t have to deal with having a chode.
Person A: My penis just got measured! It’s 3 inches in girth and 2 inches in length.
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Molly’s Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Molly’s Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
Chode by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 March 21, 2026