cheese

v. 1. to trick, convince, cheat, steal on or fool. to pull the wool over ones eyes
2. slacking off at a responsibility
3. to use a loophole, glitch or shistey manuever

1. tom cheesed bill, he sold him a beat 8th
2. i told tom to go cut the backyard and all he did was cheese the whole time
3. bill got off for murder because the cops fumbled evidence, he totally cheesed his way out of that one

by christopher dockray December 28, 2005

Cherry Cheese Cake

Cum on her face and punch her in the nose.

by Lula Hoop And Chim October 15, 2003

Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

by Mrurbandictinary May 13, 2016

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

The most delicious pieces of breaded and deep fried cheese around. The only place to get them is at O'Charleys

"the spicy jack cheese wedges from O'Charley's are the best"

by Misti Flynn June 27, 2008

Cheese Dream

A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.

Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.

Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.

by Gary101 April 30, 2008

cheese off

Phrase meaning annoy used often by Bart Simpson.

BART: Hi, guys. What's up?

JIMBO: We were just saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.

BART: What? But--but yesterday didn't you say it would be cool to cut off the head, and really cheese off everybody?

KEARNY: Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.

by Anton Chigurh March 31, 2009

bung cheese

The smell that usually comes from a person who has not showered for a couple of days (College students mainly). The smell seems to come from the area of the butt, crotch or Chode!

Dude! You smell straight funky. Like Day old Bung Cheese!!!

by Jager Monstrosity September 29, 2007