cliché cannon

A person, especially in media, who talks excessively and yet never says anything memorable, let alone quotable.

The House of Representatives lost two of its most reliable cliché cannons today when Jasmine Crockett and Al Green both lost their primaries

by Hugo de Naranja March 4, 2026

Urinal Cannon

Male genitals, Penis.

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?

by Sherwinator October 18, 2025

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’

One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’ is absolutely perfect.

by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025

Twat Cannon

A narcissistic boy, a man child that can't commit to a girl long-term relationships are too complicated for his intelligence.

"Robert can't keep a girl for longer than a year because he is a twat cannon."

by Juniorbay December 1, 2025

Canadian Cannon Ball

After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.

So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.

Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon

by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026