Blumpkinophile

One who is highly versed in the art of blumpkins and all derivations and deviations.

I went to see the lecture by that professor the other night. She sure knows all about blumpkins. You could say she's a blumpkinophile.

by Ted Bundy's Kid February 28, 2008

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.

Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.

by lock & lock March 22, 2011

Double Donkey Blumpkin

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.

Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010

blump

The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.

Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.

by Zane the Weatherman February 19, 2011

blumpkin

noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.

So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.

by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015

platypus-vagina blumpkin

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006