clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

by velopope April 12, 2008

balloon knot

The puckering effect on or appearance of the skin of the anal opening caused by the anal sphincter which is a ring of muscles at the opening that keeps the anus closed as stool collects in the rectum.

Hey, don't forget to clean your balloon knot.

by mistergee September 14, 2008

ballon

a ballon is a balloon
(as seen in the description of apex

Jesibelle: "Have you seen my new ballon?"
Orwell: "That is totally apex!"

by Sharkdog September 5, 2003

hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.

I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.

by asabrown13 December 18, 2008

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005

Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.

Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013

glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021