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bakalated

when one of the Baka besties violates you or surrounds you in an intimating or maybe even aggressive way. For example, let’s say a couple break up and the guy was a baka bestie. There for, you best bet you will get bakalated by the Bakas.
oh dear heavens, Owen and walker are walking over here, girl you are about to get bakalated...
by who.am.i.123 January 24, 2022
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bakalar

v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.

This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.

The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis
Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.
by soccerush10 June 15, 2010
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bakari

the sexiest hunk of male there is out there
that guy is so bakari
by kekekiao January 12, 2008
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bakaw

-used in basketball or other team ball sports
-from the word buwaya or crocodile symbolizing greed
-a person who doesn't pass the ball
-a person who disregards his teamates or the win just to show off or score
-a person who wastes time boasting in the court and values pride and respect more than actuall winnings
-a person who can't allow,won't allow and will not tolerate being substituited
(a person who is bakaw isn't necessarily good just arrogant or selfish)
tagalog
-"bakaw" ka naman kaya natalo tayo
-hoy wag kang "bakaw" bano ka naman
-sige "magbakaw" ka ikaw na lang maglaro magisa

english
-the reason we lost is that your "bakaw"
-hey don't be "bakaw" your not even good
-ok be "bakaw" let see you play alone
by aaron blanco October 21, 2007
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bakane

Japanese for "You idiot." The direct translation being "idiot you." It's different than just "baka" because the "ne" makes it a word directed at somebody.
Person one: i bUYz dA cRaPz cOz i h4vE a kreditz carzd!
Person two: Bakane!
by Ben L. February 6, 2005
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Bakari

A person who is called batman, cheeks, and many other things because of his forhead
hey cheeks or Bakari
by macktack October 18, 2011
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bakan

Also: bacan, bkn
In Chile, when something's good, like cool
A: ¡Mi pololo me regaló un celular nuevo!
B: ¡Que bakan!

A: My boyfriend gave me a new cell-phone!
B: How bakan!
by 11claudiaAM May 13, 2005
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