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Alberto Escamilla

Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .
guy1: shit that dudes crazy
guy2:Thats Alberto Escamilla
by theanonymous! October 31, 2017
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Albert Einstein High School

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit
by chickfila January 15, 2018
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aerton

A very memey lad who likes scooby doo
‘Hey aerton! Wanna look at some memes?’
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Alberts

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Alberts is my last name.
by GoryGamer September 18, 2018
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Ablert

A large banana squid with a god complex and suicidal tendencies.
The ablert swimming in the concrete mountains yeeted children to Jeff Goldblum's house
by psychoPSN October 16, 2018
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Aleftina

A great dancer who really loves chocolate and sweet food in general. She usually helps everybody with love trouble and falls crazy in love with spanish guys. She can be really funny at times but don't make her angry or you'll probably be dead in a matter of seconds, the only defense to her attacks is to throw huge pieces of chocolate right at her.
"Have you seen the moves of that girl? -Yeah, that s an Aleftina"
"I was feeling really sad but then a random Aleftina appeared and offered me chocolate"
by BobTheUnicorn!!!! November 8, 2018
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Albert

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.
A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.
by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019
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