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Aftab Pure Evil

An Indian politician in Cincinnati with a hot ass wife
Man I want to tap Aftab pure evil's wife so bad dude
by D Flawless November 19, 2021
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after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.
"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."
by sam April 10, 2005
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Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.
Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.
by SMD486 August 21, 2009
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Puerto Rican Aftershock

The Puerto Rican Aftershock is a sexual move discovered by Columbus during his voyage to the beautiful island.

Upon climax, the male participant deposits his ejaculate in the small of his partner's (preferably a female human or goat of either sex) back when performing the 'el perro' position (translation: doggy style) or on his lover's chest between her chi-chi's (breasts) so it forms into a small pool. The lover is then ordered to stay still so the pool of love icing remains still. Movement that disturbs the canyon of cum results in a donkey punch. Note, if the partner is a donkey, it is just a punch.

The male then adds the juice of the passiflora edulis or passion fruit to the mixture. Rubbing the tip of his still chubbed (3/4 erect) penis into the salty sweet concoction he then fills his lover's mouth with the mixture delivered via his penis. It is considered rude and unappreciative if the partner lets any drop of the liquid fall to the floor.
After a night of dancing Doug took Rebecca to their hotel room in El Condado and performed the Puerto Rican aftershock.
by Ranger of Three Finger Park February 1, 2010
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afterflow

The fulfilling, tranquil feeling after taking a massive piss.
Dude I held that piss in for an hour, but after I launched it, the afterflow was so worth it.
by Carnal1ty October 2, 2007
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aftersmoke

the cigarette a person smokes after A) getting high on marijuana or B) after sex
A) Man, that was some quality bud, I'm totally baked. Let's go outside and have an aftersmoke.

B) (after finishing having sex with a hot girl) Baby, hand me that pack of Winstons, I need an aftersmoke. Take one for yourself too, if you like.
by J-rad December 18, 2009
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facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.
"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status
by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011
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