kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Crush zoned

When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.

Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?

Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no

Joe - if you like me what's the problem

Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .

Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me

Jessica - I did have

by VUd January 10, 2015

sister zoned

When a hot guy refers to you as a "little sister" because you are younger than him or/ and "innocent" compare to the shit he does; similar to friend zoned in that you're seen less than what you wanna be but yall still remain good friends but he just sees you as a little sibling

"...Yea Elizabeth is like my bestfriend too, actually my little sister... CUZ SHE'S 14 lmao!"
"Damn Taylor you just got called "little sister"sister zoned by James haha"

by ttbitch May 13, 2016

zoned

zoned is another word for stoned or high,
as in zoning out because you're stoned.

dude i was so zoned at ashley's party last night man

by abracadabralolled October 17, 2008

School zoned

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.

Dude I school zoned Anna.

by rsorak April 8, 2013

Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.

"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"

by Callmefranky January 24, 2016