Zurilyan

One who ingests infants

Ronald McDonald, the leader of the Mcdonalds corporation, is a Zurilyan, he draws his powers from ingesting infants, thus growing stronger with every infant he ingests.

by ZkirkB October 2, 2007

Zours

best candy to eat when your high. you can find them at basically any gas station.

DUDE! i got the major munchies.
all right then lets go get some Zours.

by hunnybunny890 January 9, 2009

Freaky Zoriki

The act of shoving a zucchini in someone's asshole for sexual gratification.

I was having a good time till she pulled the ol freaky zoriki.

by LoanerLad July 7, 2018

Lake Zurich

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

Zuriel

To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire.
The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of matches.

"She said she wanted it hot, so I gave her a zuriel."

by CigarHero October 6, 2008

Lake Zurich High School

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

sam: hey where do you go to school?
franklin: vape zurich's very own Lake Zurich High School
sam: i see...

by squid lover August 10, 2016

Lake Zurich middle school north

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019