Zoop

Being or going through a zoop is a mental state where your brain turns into a chaotic ball of emotions because you can't decide if you actually love someone or if youre just losing your grip on reality. Its when you feel like your body and brain are fighting each other on whether or not you love or hate this person.

I cant tell if I actually love them!

Sounds like youre going through a zoop..

by DemetriusJr January 13, 2025

Zoop

When you defecate or produce feces while at the zoo.

Wow, I just took a massive zoop... I feel much better now.

by Poopybuttholekitty June 15, 2024

Zoop

For something to be higher than one's ability to understand or handle.

I was trying to explain that issue to her, but ZOOP, right over her head.

by BadRaven25 February 4, 2021

zoop

a common misspelling of züp

a: yo, im zooped rn
b: don't you mean züped dumbass?

by ya goofer December 14, 2018

Zoop

The sound a vehicle makes when accelerating, typically a foreign alienated spaceship.

i drive a spaceship and the motors go ZOOP

by AAAAARRR AR AR AR AR 🐕 July 12, 2024

Zoop

To poop during a Zoom meeting. Intransitive verb.

I'm sure glad I learned to turn off the video before I Zooped.

by Zeus Moonbeam July 29, 2020

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024