zoopon

A coupon used to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having been used only twice in its entire existence.

Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.

Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.

by Douggie J. August 11, 2006

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zoozoo

characters in Vodafone TV ads for IPL which resemble animated cartoon characters with an alien look or simply a stupid egg-head character with disproportional white bodies and black dots for eyes and mouth.

zoozoo couldn’t see where they were going, so we had several funny instances where the actors would walk right out of the frame during shooting. Also, it was very difficult for them to breathe with those headpieces on, so the actors would take them off every few minutes for some air. But after the first few days, we got into the groove of things and managed just fine,” says Prakash Varma, director at Nirvana Films

by bassula May 15, 2009

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zoomoosh

A way of saying something has just propeled off at a high speed.

Did you see that Ferrari?! It just went zoomoosh!

by Jackson Shook March 21, 2004

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Zoofondo

A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.

A master of Deadpan humor.

A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".

Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."

by QueenSammich April 28, 2005

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