Zooted 

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

Zooted by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zooted 

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

Zooted by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

Zooted 

Adj.

To be tripping your balls off

Nigga I'm ficking zooted

Zooted by the normal guy March 11, 2018

Zooted 

When you are beyond fucked up off any drug.

Bro I’m so zooted right now

Zooted by JAMILMUTHERFUCKINFAKHOURY May 23, 2018

zooted 

Drunk

Last Night at the party, Rachel got zooted

zooted by Dont Ask June 18, 2018

Zooted 

The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

Zooted by Btolly September 14, 2018

Zooted 

Being fried beyond human knowledge

“I come to school everyday zooted”

Zooted by Nyrking13 September 22, 2018