Me: omg I want Shawn Mendes to Zoot me.
Irrelevant Rat: Ew!
Me: you’re just jealous that he would zoot me over you.
Irrelevant Rat: Ew!
Me: you’re just jealous that he would zoot me over you.
by Zootmedaddy August 06, 2018
Being completely fucked up to gods greatness. Not feeling or thinking about a damn thing on the whole earth. Survival is the only option
by Jerkenoff December 26, 2019
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What Tuquan Watt is all the time. So f'd up all the time that the only words he can say are "mad zooted".
Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!
Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!
by Bowditch 3rd Floor January 22, 2008