Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day
by cockday April 11, 2024
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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 04, 2020
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Show your cock to the homies!
May 18
Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
by nowomenonlydudes May 19, 2022
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I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
I like the shit of your cock, kid.
by Yukasoka February 14, 2022
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What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
by 7568ino November 04, 2023
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