wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

wrinkle-picker

A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a chubby chaser goes for "larger" people

"Harry is a wrinkle-picker, he likes to date old men"

by LondonJon January 16, 2009

pussy wrinkle

A person who is not good enough to be called a pussy; they are only good enough to be compared to one of the folds of skin next to it.

Dino is being a real pussy wrinkle.

by CROD April 26, 2005

penis wrinkle

Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.

"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"

by Pitbull23 February 21, 2003

penis wrinkle

someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person

david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him

by berryj2220 August 7, 2019

keep a wrinkle in it

keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.

yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!

by wtfitsme September 29, 2006

Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005