by Andre Young March 19, 2005
Get the wowed up mug.Said when something bad, or unfunny happens. Different tones are used for different scenarios
*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*
*Psychopathic Woeful*
Shouted at the top of someone's voice until veins start appearing on forehead, used after something so bad it's beyond belief.
*Low tone Woeful*
Goes very deep, and said slowly, usually when something boring or pointless is about to happen.
*Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Type in "Pluck That Tash" on Google and play the game to find out the sound, used after poor football or sporting skills are shown.
*Normal Woeful*
Gay Person: Oh my! You're the filling of an Idiot Sandwich! *Chuckle*
Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*
Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)
Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*
Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)
Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.
Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
Normal Person: *Psychopathic Woeful*
Gay Person: (Explaining the lesson ahead in double Electronics)
Normal Person: *Low Tone Woeful*
Gay Person: (Trips over trying to do a Maradona style turn in a football game)
Normal Person: *Mark Lawrenson Woeful*
Gay Person: Biology ain't that bad really.
Normal Person: (Pauses and Stares) *Normal Woeful*
by Jon Elvins July 23, 2007
Get the Woeful mug.A person who is outwardly respectful and protective of all minority groups, but is in reality only concerned about themselves.
by bustergonad March 21, 2021
Get the Wokeflake mug.(interjection) An expression used to convey immense resentment of something. Literally, it can be anything. If you disapprove with a passion, bombs away.
Person 1: "The North Stars are moving to Dallas."
Person 2: "Wowfuck."
Person 1: "Trump is the new President."
Person 2: "Wowfuck."
Blair Walsh: (misses field goal)
Vikings fans everywhere: "WOWFUCK!"
Person 2: "Wowfuck."
Person 1: "Trump is the new President."
Person 2: "Wowfuck."
Blair Walsh: (misses field goal)
Vikings fans everywhere: "WOWFUCK!"
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Get the maui-wowee mug.The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
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