Wowfuck 

(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.

He was unable to speak for the sheer amount of wowfuck clouding his brain as he found her in his arms.

Wowfuck by DélicateDevotchka January 2, 2016

Wowfuck 

(interjection) An expression used to convey immense resentment of something. Literally, it can be anything. If you disapprove with a passion, bombs away.

Person 1: "The North Stars are moving to Dallas."
Person 2: "Wowfuck."

Person 1: "Trump is the new President."
Person 2: "Wowfuck."

Blair Walsh: (misses field goal)
Vikings fans everywhere: "WOWFUCK!"

Wowfuck by Zenith the Hedgehog July 20, 2016

woofuckery 

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam

Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!

woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014

wolfuck 

1. verb: really intense ravenous sex involving clawing, scratching, biting, tugging, etc.

2. expression: an exclamation of intense pain, shock or surprise

1. verb: i totally wolfucked that hottie from the party last night!

2. expression: wolfuck! i just stubbed my toe!

wolfuck by hannahmarie August 26, 2006

woofuckinghoo 

Sarcastic version of the exclamation, "Woohoo!"

Woofuckinghoo; bravo, master of comedy.

woofuckinghoo by MoonKnight November 18, 2002