wonkerjawed

lopsided, crooked, misaligned

You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.

by Christin C April 28, 2008

Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok

a cute tik toker, my future baby daddy and husband. - s

Willy Wonka Tiktok is played by Duke Depp.

person a: "who's behind Duke?"
person b: "you're stupid, he's Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok"

by wonkaxasuka October 21, 2020

Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wook-a-Like

A wook that looks like your friend but is not your friend.

Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.

Yo brah i thought I saw my kid Turtle that had all that work for me but when I chased him down it ended up just being a wook-a-like...Damnit, no work for me, can I get a schwilly off that balloon?

by MoneyStashTimberHos June 19, 2009

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.

Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!

by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005