wobbly wizard 

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.

1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?

wobbly wizard by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010

Wobbly Wookie

a drunk alaska native who is just walking around. wobbly wookies feed on captain morgan and listerine. avoid pulling out money while around them otherwise they might ask you for a dollar.

person 1:holy shit! another wobbly wookie!

person 2: quick! hide the listerine!

Wobbly Wookie by ak4lif March 29, 2009

wobbly K 

A sexual position involving two men and one woman where the woman is being double penetrated by a man from underneath and a man on top, forming a k-like shape.

When Jenna gets gang banged, she likes doing the wobbly h, but the wobbly k is her forte.

wobbly K by Jonas808 April 3, 2009

wobbly walk 

The unbalanced walk you get after hitting the turps

" shouldnt have had that last old crow now im doin the wobbly walk

wobbly walk by jazzcat June 28, 2005

wobbly pirate 

a traveling trophy of a barbie doll that has been modified to resemble the above definition which would be earned for doing something worthy of recognition by your co-workers such as (1) telling the boss off, (2) bringing up anal sex to clients, (3) falling down in the office, etc

Shandy: "Did you see what Chad was wearing? His shirt said 'I love Sex' on it, they sent him home for the day"

Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"

wobbly pirate by Wanda Palmer January 20, 2009

Wobbly Sawhorse 

A sex position where a man fucks a girls ass while another man fucks her pussy all while she stands on one knee.

Suzy's loose. Me and Dylan pulled the wobbly sawhorse on her and now she'll never be the same.

Wobbly Sawhorse by 77wobblys September 8, 2009

wobbly top 

defined as an Intelligence Quotient score under 70, a subtype of intellectual disability; i.e. retarded

Jimmy had to wear his helmet as he was led through the grocery store and the shoppers thought, there goes a wobbly top.

wobbly top by likeitiz November 18, 2010