by NotJoshBowman December 28, 2021
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1) Fred got the materials and invited his friend (with benefits), Stacy, over. She gave him the best fuzzy weebler of his young life.
by Stephen "The Creeper" September 23, 2008
Get the fuzzy weebler mug.Duh-weebs are the last ones to know that they are dweebs because they can't find the definition of the word.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
Get the duh-weeb mug.The people who hold a company together. Without these people a company would be nothing. Underpaid and overworked they're modern day saints.
by Miriam Webster November 21, 2002
Get the webdev mug.A wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (Actually, it originated in the 70's, which is well before MY 'back in the day,' but I can pretend to be cool and know what I'm talking about.) (And anyway, Playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)
While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.
Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!
Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.
Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!
Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!
Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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Get the weebology mug.A guy who is the horrible combination of a weeb and a douchebag.
Appearence: A fedora on his head, wearing an embarrassing anime t-shirt and/or anime character buttons on his jacket, if there is facial hair it will be unkempt, possibly a full neckbeard, grooming and bathing lacking. Often gestures when excited with a Vape pen in hand.
They always have a waifu which they will happily tell you all about. Often owning merchandise relating to said waifu, including at least one waifu pillow that is definitely not laundered as often as it should.
Typical lair is their mom's basement which will be plastered with pictures of anime girls, said anime girls appear to be pubescent at best. Good chance they also possess at least one anime related weapon/reproduction. Selfies often include their waifu pillow, bad lighting, and animu weapon.
They will not shut up about their favorite anime, their waifu. They are the expert and you need to just listen and learn. Insist upon being reffered to as either senpai or with the honorific sama. To this supremely arrogant anime addict all around him are his kouhai or, if a cute girl, soon to be part of his (non existent) harem.
The weebouche can also often belong to other sad, pathetic, loser tribes such as being an incel or a redpiller.
They often bear similarities to the Nice Guy and Fedora Guy.
Appearence: A fedora on his head, wearing an embarrassing anime t-shirt and/or anime character buttons on his jacket, if there is facial hair it will be unkempt, possibly a full neckbeard, grooming and bathing lacking. Often gestures when excited with a Vape pen in hand.
They always have a waifu which they will happily tell you all about. Often owning merchandise relating to said waifu, including at least one waifu pillow that is definitely not laundered as often as it should.
Typical lair is their mom's basement which will be plastered with pictures of anime girls, said anime girls appear to be pubescent at best. Good chance they also possess at least one anime related weapon/reproduction. Selfies often include their waifu pillow, bad lighting, and animu weapon.
They will not shut up about their favorite anime, their waifu. They are the expert and you need to just listen and learn. Insist upon being reffered to as either senpai or with the honorific sama. To this supremely arrogant anime addict all around him are his kouhai or, if a cute girl, soon to be part of his (non existent) harem.
The weebouche can also often belong to other sad, pathetic, loser tribes such as being an incel or a redpiller.
They often bear similarities to the Nice Guy and Fedora Guy.
The weebouche would not shut up as he tried to explain that the fact that his waifu who looks barely pubescent doesn't make him a pedo because she is actually a demigoddess who is over 500 years old.
by WhiskeyTangoHappyHour June 1, 2019
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